T.S. Eliot was wrong. The world may not end with a whimper, but a Twitter.
The Donald is every day inching the planet closer to full-out nuclear winter as he threatens Armageddon in 140 characters or less.
Doesn’t the end of the world, the horrific deaths of our families, the boiling of our planet, the destruction of humanity, deserve to be announced in at least — what? — 150 characters?
No. Nuclear holocaust is being decided by the world’s two worst haircuts, who each have the trigger fingers of their very little hands on the big triggers of a nuke.
And the President of the United States, whose military experience extends to hiring and firing generals and going to rich-boy military school 60 years ago, has been announcing his readiness to nuke the North daily in 140 characters, including exclamation points!!!
Not exactly JFK and the Cuban missile crisis.
But hey — the end of humanity as we know it is definitely a great way to get the media to stop focusing on Russia. Who cares about something as dumb as the apocalypse when The Donald’s approval ratings are at stake?
Can you see his last Tweet — just as the catclysm hits?
@realDonaldTrump: Just nuked N Korea! Greatest nuke ever! O didn’t have guts to do it.My approval rating now higher than O’s#!! Oh sh–!! What’s that?!!
Ironically, Trump once really tweeted out what has turned out to be a prediction of his own presidency: “Obama is, without question, the WORST EVER president. I predict he will now do something really bad and totally stupid to show manhood!”
Like what? Threatening mass annihilation?
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